From my travel files…. LeSport Christmas 2008. Amy Winehouse RIP

When December rolled around this year

Don and Con decided to yet again not to be near

 

So they hopped a plane to St Lucia

Where in the past they had escaped from the minutia

 

The first night they met up with Julia, Richard and Matt

Over dinner enjoying a visit and chat

 

Julie the beautiful blond newly in from Leeds      

Now enjoying much warmer weather indeed Matt the fresh faced Welshman who cheers for

THAT team

Where winning the cup is only a dream  

Richard’s been here longer than he cares to admit

But at least his name around here is not Dick

 

Julia arrived to carry out training up in the spa

Where we are certain her standards will soon become law

 

Matt came on board to make bodies more aware

To teach the unhealthy guests how to take more care

 

Richard tries to teach us to spin, balance and have marital fun

Without his expertise, most things would not run

 

Julia tends to her students and her friend Natalie

Who we think before long will possibly be free

 

Matt who appeared on the beach as drunk Santa                                   

We know that he would much rather be watching Sentanta                 

 

Richard the ever present ultimate host at this resort

We know he will certainly be missed when he leaves LeSport

 

And so that one gets left out of my rhyming tribute

We reserve this mention for the latest body holiday recruit

   

For the subtly intriguing Amy with her ever present leer

This does go down as one of the most unique Christmases around here  (RIP Amy)

 

You three at our table have made our stay so fabulously great

And so we toast you now on Christmas two thousand and eight!